Below is my favorite incognito email ever…

You’ve ruined me. Since I’ve had your coffee, I’m unable to drink my Starbucks. In fact, I’ve been treating it like a stepchild. Here’s the thing: I didn’t know that coffee doesn’t have to be bitter. Now that I’ve seen the light, I can’t drink my nasty, bitter, stepchild coffee. So where can I obtain some delicious coffee that deserves all of my love? For the record, I’m not trying to infringe on Incognito. I’m not going to open Conspicuous Coffee (or something equally as witty) because that would be mean and cruel (though very witty indeed). I just want to drink tasty coffee in the morning. By the way, I do drip. I don’t have a fancy-pants espresso machine. (However, I do have a fancy-pants Kitchen Aid Artisan mixer in limited-edition pink with all of the attachments. Yes, ALL of them!)

Long live Incognito!

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